This morning, while I wasn't looking, Monkey grabbed my drink. He had a toy dinosaur in his hand, a small version of Rexy from the Night at the Museum movies... Next thing I knew, he was pouring my drink down Rexy's throat, which immediately resulted in my drink all over the coffee table and floor.
"Monkey! What in the world are you doing??"
"I no spill it, Mama. Dinosaur spit it out. He no yike it."
I nearly peed myself. He's a funny kid...